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Doctor, doctor

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  • 01-11-2006 5:03pm
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    SystemError
    Closed Accounts Posts: 175 ✭✭


    Patient: Doctor, sometimes I feel like a wigwam, other times a bit like a teepee

    Doctor: Your just too tense


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    SystemError
    Closed Accounts Posts: 175 ✭✭SystemError


    "Well, Mike," said the doctor. "I can't quite diagnose your case...
    ...it must be the drink."
    "I see," said Mike.
    "I'll come back when you're sober."


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    SystemError
    Closed Accounts Posts: 175 ✭✭SystemError


    Doctor: How is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed those coins?
    Nurse: No change yet.


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    humbert
    Registered Users Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    I can't really criticise because I saw who the OP was and still clicked but I do like this new grouping posts into one thread thing!


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    SystemError
    Closed Accounts Posts: 175 ✭✭SystemError


    Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.
    Doctor: How do you feel?
    Patient: A bit down


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    SystemError
    Closed Accounts Posts: 175 ✭✭SystemError


    Doctor: "Did you take the patient's temperature?"
    Nurse: "No. Is it missing?"


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    Enright
    Registered Users Posts: 943 ✭✭✭Enright


    Dr Dr I Think Im A Bridge


    Come Now, Whats Come Over You?


    A Bus, 2 Cars And 5 Pedeestrians


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    Thomas_S_Hunterson
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    Doctor, i fell like a deck of cards..

    Well sit down over there and i'll deal with you later

    /me cringes


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    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,903 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Doctor Doctor, My brother thinks he's a chicken !

    Since when ?

    The last three months.

    Why didn't you come sooner ?

    We needed the eggs...


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    kittenkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    SystemError wrote:
    Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.
    Doctor: How do you feel?
    Patient: A bit down
    Snigger...

    And then shame.


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    Diddy Kong
    Registered Users Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Diddy Kong


    Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth.
    So why did you come around then?
    Well, I saw this light at the window...!

    Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee
    Have you tried taking the spoon out?

    Doctor, Doctor I feel like a spoon!
    Well sit still and don't stir!

    Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
    I'll deal with you later.

    Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?
    Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache.

    Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me
    One at a time please

    Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?
    I never make rash promises!


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    SystemError
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    Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital!
    Nurse: What is it?
    Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!


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