Frog

SystemError

A woman storms into a pet shop demanding her money back from the owner. “You sold me this frog and told me it would be able to satisfy all my sexual desires!”

The clerk tries to calm her down and asks, “Did you do what I told you to do?”

“Yes, dammit! I got naked, lay back on my bed, and put him between my legs just like you said, and he did nothing!” she shouts.

The owner, looking confused, replies, “It’s a perfectly trained frog. I can’t understand what’s wrong.”

He takes the woman and the frog to a back room in the shop, where he places the frog on a small table next to a bed and asks the woman to please lie down and remove her panties.

“What?” she shouts.

Turning to the frog, he says, “Now watch carefully, because this is the last time I’m showing you this!”

Guy:Incognito

That's it, I'm opening a pet shop.

Gordon

Meh, not up to your usual standard SystemError!

Karoma

Gordon wrote:

Meh, not up to your usual standard SystemError!

Aye. This one was funny.

SystemError

Two frogs sitting on a lily pad, one says "ribbit"
The other says, "you know, I was just gonna say that...."

Karl Hungus

Reminds me of another joke I've heard...

A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a present for her husband, and the owner says to her "Well, we've just got in these specially trained cocksucking frogs." The woman was thrilled, that's the perfect thing.

So she gave her husband the frog, and he was just as thrilled, the frog gave the best blowjobs he ever had.

The woman woke up in the middle of the night to the sound of pots and pans clattering, so she went to investigate and found her husband and the frog in the kitchen making a mess.

"What the hell is going on?" she enquired, then the man replied "I just got to teach this for how to cook, then I'm getting a divorce!"

Kojak

Ha.

Stabshauptmann

Karl Hungus wrote:

Reminds me of another joke I've heard...

A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a present for her husband, and the owner says to her "Well, we've just got in these specially trained cocksucking frogs." The woman was thrilled, that's the perfect thing.

So she gave her husband the frog, and he was just as thrilled, the frog gave the best blowjobs he ever had.

The woman woke up in the middle of the night to the sound of pots and pans clattering, so she went to investigate and found her husband and the frog in the kitchen making a mess.

"What the hell is going on?" she enquired, then the man replied "I just got to teach this for how to cook, then I'm getting a divorce!"

nah, the first I didnt see coming - but that was just obvious