Lads, How big are your feet????

abetarrush

I'm an 11.5! oO

Passport

you want funny stories about feet?
why?

Binomate

You know what they say. Big shoes, means you're big in the downstairs department.

























By downstairs department, I mean sock department.

petes

Funny stories about shoe sizes

abetarrush

God i must be on crack, dont mind that stories question!

Caliden

I bet the guys down at the shoe department have some real cracker of jokes.

Like where they gave a guy 2 different size shoes. ho ho, those big jokers

Kojak

I don't see how you could have funny stories about feet and shoe sizes???

Unless you think stink feet are funny???

Reganio 2

I am a 13.

r3nu4l

Kojak wrote:

Unless you think stink feet are funny???

I hate airport security these days...the stink of feet sometimes is unbelievable

rcaz

Ten. My left's a nine, though. Is this odd?

Rb

Size 12.

And um, no, I've no funny shoe related stories....

Lafortezza

Size 12, 13 if I don't cut my toenails.

Rb

I see noones coughed up to being one of those eights yet...

Rabies

rb_ie wrote:

I see noones coughed up to being one of those eights yet...

*cough*
I'm a size eight with most foot ware, sometimes a nine. Not exactly the tallest person around, clown feet would look stupid.

Chucky the tree

i'm an 8 or 9 aswell.




i have a big cock though.

Agent Smith

i'm size 14.


pythia can vouch for that....

jesus_thats_gre

12 to 12.5

CathyMoran

Smccarrick is a size 9-10, it does not relate to his other acomplishments though which are more than adequate.

Would have been nice if it had been a public pole by the way

Am a size 7 myself and am only 5ft 2in and am a girl.

il gatto

Eight or nine, depending on shoe. I've no problem "owning up to it", because just because women are stupid enough to believe a man with big feet has a big appendage, doesn't mean it's true. The only big appendages men with big shoes have, is big feet.
It's like saying women with small brests have loose, spanial earred genitalia. Ye wouldn't like that, would you?:p

CathyMoran

I do not believe that appendage size has anything to do with shoe size either, but men seem paranoid about it. Size 7 for a girl though is quite big and am proud of that.

BrianD3

CathyMoran wrote:

Would have been nice if it had been a public pole by the way

LMAO

CathyMoran

BrianD3 wrote:

LMAO

Must have been thinking in a Freudian way at the time!

We were in Paris with my brother in law one time and he was trying to get size 12 shoes, apparently they do not tend to do shoe sizes that big over there, would not have considered that size to be huge.

Aisling(",)

im a girl and im aorund 5ft4 and im either a four or a 5

Rb

CathyMoran wrote:

Must have been thinking in a Freudian way at the time!

We were in Paris with my brother in law one time and he was trying to get size 12 shoes, apparently they do not tend to do shoe sizes that big over there, would not have considered that size to be huge.

It can even be a pain getting size 12+ here. Obviously all brands do size 12s, but the stores seem to only order in a very small amount. Luckily I know the staff in the place I've been getting shoes for the last while (my old workplace) so they'll hold any 12s that I like when they come in, otherwise its usually a bit of a gamble as to whether or not they'll have them in the size.

Thankfully I'm not short though, otherwise I'd have clown feet.

CathyMoran

rb_ie wrote:

Thankfully I'm not short though, otherwise I'd have clown feet.

Suppose that I have clown feet as I am girl who takes a narrow size 7 and only 5ft 2in, am skinny as well which does not help. I did not vote by the way.

Rb

Aisling(",) wrote:

im a girl and im aorund 5ft4 and im either a four or a 5

Correct me if I'm wrong, but does the thread title not say "Lads" as in "To all the lads on boards, how big are your feet"?
That and the fact that only size 7 upwards are in the pole would be a bit of an indication also...
Don't warp the poll!

Rb

CathyMoran wrote:

Suppose that I have clown feet as I am girl who takes a narrow size 7 and only 5ft 2in, am skinny as well which does not help. I did not vote by the way.

Ah but thats only a size 7, which is quite small ( in terms of feet regardless of gender ). Maybe its noticable to other women but I very much doubt guys would notice tbh.

Tar.Aldarion

Size ten, one size per inch.
¬_¬

phantom_lord

12 for me

The Bollox

13 for me, and it's very unlucky! I have to go into town to get a pair, and even then I have the selection of 2 types, yay for me.

Still you know what they say about lads with big feet... they wear big socks

KTRIC

Mine are a size 16 :eek:

Makes scuba diving quite easy.

dazberry

I'm size 7. Compact and Bijou Mostin, compact and bijou.

D.

fish-head

I've no willy.

abetarrush

I'd say u could have ur feet shrunk

but a little more humanely than the asian concubine traditions!

Trinity

Well the saying is not true about small feet.

When i first met my bf i laughed at his dainty size 7's, took photos and slagged him no end (still do!).

But Did i have egg on my face when i got to know him 'a bit better'

connundrum

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Size ten, one size per inch.
¬_¬

You're 10 inches tall???? Hate that

I flutter between a 12 and 13.. depending on whats on sale. I have no qualms in filling the extra space with socks.. get it huh huh huh*




*small cock

Kojak

10 for me.

abetarrush

Trinity1 wrote:

But Did i have egg on my face when i got to know him 'a bit better'

egg on your face???



*size 10 in d lead

Sad Professor

Another 10 here.

challengemaster

10 \o/

Pyr0

Trinity1 wrote:

But Did i have egg on my face when i got to know him 'a bit better'

Are you sure "egg" isn't code for something else you can get on your face ?

Size 8-9 here. I know a girl who has 3-4 and she's 16, they are TINY !!!