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the woman & the wool

byrner88 · 2006-11-09 19:46:55

This woman goes into a shop and tells the assistant that she would like to buy some wool so she can knit her dog a jumper . the assistant then says well how much wool would you like . the woman says i dont know , shouldnt you ? the assistant says , how about you bring your dog in and we can measure him and see exactly how…

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This woman goes into a shop and tells the assistant that she would like to buy some wool so she can knit her dog a jumper . the assistant then says well how much wool would you like . the woman says i dont know , shouldnt you ? the assistant says , how about you bring your dog in and we can measure him and see exactly how much wool we need for his jumper. the woman then says oh we cant do that , the jumper is a surprise for his birthday .

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#3 09-11-2006 10:47pm
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Plug wrote:

Look here!

bravo mr Plug, i salute you

... there should be a word that describes when a response is a million * times funnier than the original post ... any ideas ?

*by million, i mean several

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