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[Request] Wolfe Tones M*sturbation Song Lyrics

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  • 10-11-2006 5:28pm
    #1
    FrCrilly
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    Hi,

    I once heard someone wrote a comedy song about masturbation to the tune of "Streets of New York" by the Wolfe Tones. All I know is the first line went
    "I was eleven years old when I learned about w*nkin'"

    Does anyone out there know where I can find the lyrics to the rest.

    [Not looking for lyrics to "Paddle my own canoe"]

    Thanks in advance.


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    #2
    MW
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    Wasn't the Streets of New York by the Pogues?? Never heard about that version of it but if you do find it, let us know here.


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    joebhoy1916
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    Aint the wolfe tones...


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    The Master
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,316 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    I think this is the song you want


    1.
    I was ten years of age when I learned about ****
    with my hand in my pocket I took her to town
    with the pushing and pulling and stroking and cranking
    Once I picked her up, I couldn't put her down

    I was wankin so much that my elbow got sore
    my palms got all hairy and my eyesight got poor
    and I said ah sure what could be better than this
    except if I could give my Willie a kiss

    2.
    My father once caught me pulling my toffee
    and floggin my frog, while out in the bog
    He said for this transgression you must go to confession
    and tell all your sins to old Father McNab

    I said Father I'm sorry for stretching my Larry
    and for beating the Bishop to beat the old band
    he said say ten Our Fathers and twenty Hail Marys
    and an Act of Contrition for the sins of your hand

    But as I was praying my hand started straying
    and I felt the sensation vibratin' my rocks
    and I reached for my ballocks and had one more frolic
    before I vacated the confessional box


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    marko1970
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    Hi,would you have the rest of the lyrics for this song?thanks



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