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  • 13-11-2006 3:18am
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    Scrotum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 139 ✭✭


    A guy walks into a cafe and sees a sign,

    Ham sandwhiches ........ 3.50

    Cheese sandwhiches .... 3.50

    Hand jobs .................. 10.00

    He checks his wallet for the cash, looks around
    then calls a lady over and says.
    "Are you the one that gives the hand jobs."
    "Yes i am."
    "Then can you wash your hands i want a cheese sandwhich.


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    county
    Registered Users Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    i was expecting more tbh


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    #3
    Creamy Goodness
    Registered Users Posts: 26,581 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    taxi. tbh


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    Mimikyu
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    #5
    Scrotum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 139 ✭✭Scrotum


    Sorry.

    A woman walks up to an old man sitting in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?" "I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of beer, eat fatty foods, and never, ever exercise," he replied. "Wow, that's amazing," she said, "How old are you?" "Twenty-six."


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    dazftw
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    I gave out a litte lol :D

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    Kojak
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    I laughed, just :)


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    Plug
    Registered Users Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    Scrotum wrote:
    A guy walks into a cafe and sees a sign,

    Ham sandwhiches ........ 3.50

    Cheese sandwhiches .... 3.50

    Hand jobs .................. 10.00

    He checks his wallet for the cash, looks around
    then calls a lady over and says.
    "Are you the one that gives the hand jobs."
    "Yes i am."
    "Then can you wash your hands i want a cheese sandwhich.

    Your username is funnier:)


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