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worst joke ever

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  • 13-11-2006 2:15pm
    #1
    magick
    Registered Users Posts: 2,478 ✭✭✭


    now its pretty bad so ye all warned !!! :D


    2 boys growing up out in the country , loved tractors.

    They had everything tractors , tractor posters,tractor toys, tractor DVDs.
    However one of the boys when driving his new tractor killed the other boy, he couldnt get over the other boys death, and swore to give up everything about tractors.

    Flash foward years later..hes all grown up and in a pub a fire breaks out, smoke everywhere no one could see the exit, so he sucked in all the smoke and everyone ran out and asked...."how did you do that?"

    to which he replied ........"im an EXtractor Fan"

    YE BE WARNED!!!! :D


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    #2
    byrner88
    Registered Users Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭byrner88


    wasnt the worst joke ever , i actaully laughed its good enough for me to tell people yay


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    #3
    Nalz
    Registered Users Posts: 16,767 ✭✭✭✭Nalz


    yeah fairly cheesy alright


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    #4
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Why did I laugh?? :eek:


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    phantom_lord
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    ugh....


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    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    That was pretty bad :)


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    Sofaspud
    Registered Users Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    That's meant to be one of the really long drawn-out jokes, so people can wish death upon you after the punchline. THEN it'd be the worst joke ever ;)


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    DarthWraak
    Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭DarthWraak


    An official thumbs down by darth. At least you gave us a warning ;)


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    kittenkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    GREAT!
    Love it. Thanks!


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    #10
    hiscan
    Registered Users Posts: 1,105 ✭✭✭hiscan


    not bad


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    #11
    BreadBoard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 902 ✭✭✭BreadBoard


    I'll tell it to the lads tomorrow night at poker to annoy them :D, thanks :)


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    Limerick Dude
    Registered Users Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭Limerick Dude


    Oh my god, i cant stop laughing, its just that bad!


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    Mr Magnolia
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,435 Mod ✭✭✭✭Mr Magnolia


    love it!! :D


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    Victor
    Registered Users Posts: 78,436 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    At least he isn't as bad as his counterpart from the nearby town, who is really violent all the time - the extractor hood.

    Apologies for the necro.


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    Eggy Baby!
    Registered Users Posts: 1,142 ✭✭✭Eggy Baby!


    The OP is likely dead by now, Victor. 6 years is a long time on the internets..


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