Phone Call

xzanti

> "Hello?"
>
> "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"
>
> "No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
>
> After a brief pause,
>
> Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."
>
> "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."
>
> Brief Pause.
>
> "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on
>the table,
> Run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy
> that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."
>
> "Okay, Daddy, just a minute."
>
> A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
>
> "I did it, Daddy."
>
> "And what happened, honey?" He asked.
> >
> > "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
>ran around screaming.
> Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she
>isn't moving at all!"
>
> "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
>
> "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared
>and he jumped out of the back window
> into the swimming pool. I guess he didn't know that you took out the
>water last week to clean it.
> He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."
>
> ***Long Pause***
>
> ***Longer Pause***
>
> ***Even Longer Pause***
>
> Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? ............Is this 486-5731?

GLaDOS

Lol

Kojak

Ha.

Recon

that's great

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Thats quality!

kittenkiller

A whole family has been destroyed and you all think it's funny?!?
You're all sick!



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