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Mr. Presentable · 2006-11-13 21:24:51

Joe and Dave are hunting when Dave keels over. Frantic, Joe dials 911 on his cell phone and blurts, "My friend just dropped dead! What should I do?" A soothing voice at the other end says, "Don't worry, I can help. First, let's make sure he's really dead." After a brief silence, the operator hears a gunshot. Then Joe comes…

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13-11-2006 10:24pm

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Joe and Dave are hunting when Dave keels over. Frantic, Joe dials 911 on his cell phone and blurts, "My friend just dropped dead! What should I do?"

A soothing voice at the other end says, "Don't worry, I can help. First, let's make sure he's really dead."

After a brief silence, the operator hears a gunshot. Then Joe comes back to the phone.

"Okay," he says nervously to the operator. "What do I do next?"

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#2 13-11-2006 10:26pm
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The longer version was voted the funniest joke ever on BBC website.

Dunno short version doesnt seem so funny.

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