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Lady and the Scanger

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  • 14-11-2006 2:30am
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    abetarrush
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    2 women are beside each other in Hospital, waiting to give labour

    One's a mad posh lady, the other ones a scanger

    Lady: When I had my first child my husband got me this diamond ring

    Scanger: DATS NOICE!

    Lady: Then when I had my second child, he got me a new porsche

    scanger: DATS NOICE!

    Lady: So, what did your husband get you when you had your first child?

    Scanger: WELL MISSUS HE GOT ME ELECOOSHIN LESSINS!

    Lady: Im sorry but they dont seem to have worked

    Scanger: NO DEE DID ACHILLY! I USTA ALWAYS SAY "GO FVCK YOURSELF" AND NOW I SAY "DATS NOICE!"


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