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Invisibility Thread

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Can a fart be counted as invisible?? You can't see it but you can see its effect on people.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Whew! Nice and safe here!

    Hides duster.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭Maccattack


    Crash! clunk pshhk pk tink tink tink gee whawuzat!?


    I coulda swore I ... huh? wha?



    Whats goin on 'ere then...?

    Oh! shhhhhh...



















































    booh!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭DarthWraak


    What the fuk are ye all doing in my granny's pantry?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Well, we're here for her surprise birthday party like you asked us to... but is it really wise to jump out and scream SURPRISE at a woman as old as she is? ROFFLES!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Good thing its pantry!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    turn that light off! She'll see us!
    Jer, quit eating her cat food FFS! That's all she has to live on this month!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    OK, I'm invisible in Darthwrack's Granny's Pantry eating cat-food and glowing green.

    Just what is Lust4life on?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    quit making me giggle! She'll hear me!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    She could be invisible in here and we'd never know-keep your nostrils peeled for chrysanthinums. That is the universial smell of Grannies!


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,539 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    *Puts on 3C glasses*
    "I see ye!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    You can't see me


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I have my heat seeking goggles on! Are they not the sexiest thing since Manolo pumps? heh!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    I think invisible cabbages are better, tbh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    yes, but you must admit that invisible panty lines are absolutely the best!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    I admit nothing - a little like OJ :D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    That's fine with me! Life needs mystery!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    If everyone closed their eyes, would that make me invisible???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    interesting thread lusty.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Well, Thank You, Steve! It's a shame I can't see that gorgeous smile of yours in here! Damn the luck!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Kojak everyone knows its only grannies houses that smell of chrysantheums, grannies themselves smell of a combination of moth-balls and lavender.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    My Granny always smelled like beer! heh! A goal to aspire to!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,541 ✭✭✭Heisenberg.


    This post has been deleted.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16 Scamall_Dubh


    All palefaces in here!


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,539 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16 Scamall_Dubh


    BB Baskin is a roadrunner!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Wow! A Newbie with smarts! COOL! Welcome, Newbie!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16 Scamall_Dubh


    Thank you Lust4Life!

    Is this thread just another fad, though? Why isn't it supported more?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Supported more? What? You think it ought to become a Sticky Thread?

    I'm quite amazed it's lived this long! But it IS fun!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,711 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    who keeps hitting me :mad: :mad: :mad:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    Sorry bout that! :( Could you get your hands off my ass and then I'll stop I promise!! :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    [singing like The Darkness]
    Get your hands offa my donkey, mother fu**er...
    [/singing like The Darkness]


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,711 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    takola wrote:
    Sorry bout that! :( Could you get your hands off my ass and then I'll stop I promise!! :p

    oh is that what that is.....damn invisible booties


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    oh is that what that is.....damn invisible booties

    Like you didn't know what you were doing... ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,711 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    Like you didn't know what you were doing... ;)

    ssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    ssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Your secret is safe with me... ¬_¬


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Tic Toc Tic Toc Tic Toc..... I like being indivisible....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    *takes a big scythe to do some dividing...*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    This thread may be around for a long time I think! :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Skippity skip... my pants fell down again!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    No one will find me in here


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Kojak wrote:
    No one will find me in here


    BOOO!!! FOUND YA!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    busted!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    How difficult would it be to make Mary Harney invisible ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    PINK IS NICE.

    I love me....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Pink is nice...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ... id you like barbies and my little ponies
    :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I collect Barbies and spend my time sniffinf My Little Pony ****e..... :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    I once knew a man - but he died. Mind you he wasn't invisible :confused:


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