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Jokes to get rid of unwanted attention

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  • 15-11-2006 5:42pm
    #1
    WhizzGDK
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31 ✭


    Every so often there is a person you want to get rid of, i find that a joke is a good way,

    Eg.
    Fugly woman who is not getting the message im not interested:

    Q: what is the difference between regular blood and menstrual blood?
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    A: you cant pick up regular blood with a fork!

    and just watch as the fugly runs away in disgust:eek:



    Anybody else have a joke for specific occasions?


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    #2
    kilasser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 307 ✭✭kilasser


    I find this works:

    I find blood is the best lubricant what about you?
    ;)


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    abetarrush
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,221 ✭✭✭abetarrush


    whats wrong with good ol
    Go away ye dog


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    c - 13
    Registered Users Posts: 5,584 ✭✭✭c - 13


    WhizzGDK wrote:
    Fugly woman who is not getting the message im not interested:

    Q: what is the difference between regular blood and menstrual blood?
    A: you cant pick up regular blood with a fork!

    I find the following also works
    Q: Whats the difference between menstrual blood and sand ?
    A: You cant gargle sand.


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    #5
    MistressPandora
    Registered Users Posts: 417 ✭✭MistressPandora


    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwh!
    You win!


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    #6
    Chopperdog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭Chopperdog


    *ill get my goat[/QUOTE]


    I say you will probably get a ban along with your 'goat'.

    Posts like that are not welcome here, sicko.


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    #7
    Just My View
    Closed Accounts Posts: 164 ✭✭Just My View


    Post reported at 20:37. The mods are probably busy.


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    #8
    im_invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 375 ✭✭im_invisible


    in my defence, i did put up a warning, and i am just in one of those 'f*ck the world' kinda moods today, i mean if you dont want to read it, dont read it.

    i got offended by some of the pics in the jesus lol thread, but im not complaining, (some of them were funny, a lot were just not funny, and one or two were offensive)


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    Just My View
    Closed Accounts Posts: 164 ✭✭Just My View


    00:37 No edit no ban - 4 hours later
    The mods must really be rushed off their feet tonight.:mad:


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    #10
    projectmayhem
    Registered Users Posts: 9,480 ✭✭✭projectmayhem


    i thought it was hilarious tbh


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    MrJoeSoap
    Registered Users Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


    So did I, when I heard it first.


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    #12
    Larry David
    Closed Accounts Posts: 205 ✭✭Larry David


    Just My View wrote:
    Post reported at 20:37. The mods are probably busy.
    Get lost, prude.


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    #13
    Gordon
    Registered Users Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    im_invisible - jokes about paedophilia are against the charter and general rules of boards.ie.

    I'll leave it to the mods of the humour forum to sort out your punishment.


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    #14
    BioHazRd
    Registered Users Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭BioHazRd


    Well, he admitted hes in a "F*ck the world" mood, and now so am I - permanently banned from the humour forum

    Bio


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    #15
    cujimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 519 ✭✭✭cujimmy


    abetarrush wrote:
    whats wrong with good ol
    Go away ye dog


    now thats funny:D


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    Car Mad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 510 ✭✭✭Car Mad


    cujimmy wrote:
    now thats funny:D
    not really i said that to someone once she slaped me then bit me in the arse:p


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    Scrotum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 139 ✭✭Scrotum


    Car Mad wrote:
    not really i said that to someone once she slaped me then bit me in the arse:p

    Now thats funny.:D


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    #18
    Goodluck2me
    Registered Users Posts: 5,404 ✭✭✭Goodluck2me


    Gordon wrote:
    im_invisible - jokes about paedophilia are against the charter and general rules of boards.ie.
    i presumer the other jokes were deleted because the others afaik didnt relate to that subject matter at all. excuse my greenness but why was he banned? was there something else?


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    #19
    Rabies
    Registered Users Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    goodluck2me wrote:
    excuse my greenness but why was he banned? was there something else?
    Jokes on paedophilia along with other topics are not permitted here (check the charter for posting guide lines).
    A hard line attitude is taken on Boards to posters that break that rule.


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    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,903 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Could you not just tell her you are an engineer/accountant ?


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    #21
    GerryRyan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 966 ✭✭✭GerryRyan


    Just My View wrote:
    00:37 No edit no ban - 4 hours later
    The mods must really be rushed off their feet tonight.:mad:

    Ah jaysus ... grow up will ya. It's a 'humor' forum, gave me a laugh (albeit a small one).

    BIG EDIT: thought you were referring to c-13's post. NOT the other (now banned) posters one.
    sick fcuker


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