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Impressing clients

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  • 16-11-2006 11:07pm
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    Scrotum
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    I was in the VIP lounge last week en route to Seattle. While in the lounge, I notice Bill Gates sitting on the chesterfield enjoying a cognac. I was meeting with a very important client who was also flying to Seattle with me but she was running a bit late.

    Being a forward type of guy, I approached Mr. Gates and introduced myself. I explained to him that I was conducting some very important business and how much I would appreciate it if he could throw a quick "hello Chris" at me when I was with my client. He agreed.

    Ten minutes later while I was conversing with my client, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates. I turned around and looked up at him. He said, "Hi Chris, what's happening?"

    To which I replied, "Fcuk off Gates, I'm in a meeting.


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    Mr Magnolia
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    Lmao.. :d


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    Hail 2 Da Chimp
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    Thats quality! I think theres a longer version of the joke though :confused:


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    Dan133269
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    :D that's good


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    #5
    Kojak
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    LOl :D:D


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    KTRIC
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    Happens to me all the time, bloody Gates has no friends.


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    mjbo
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    Brilliant....:D


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    Car Mad
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    didnt podge and rodge do one of these on their show.about jerry ryan id tell him f**k off if i didnt even know him.always a classic tho :)


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