Two whales

Oriel

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan
when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the
same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.
He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow
out our air hole at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn
over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over
and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors were
swimming to the safety of the shore. The male whale was enraged that
they were going to get away and told the female, "Lets swim after them
and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he
realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him.

"Look," she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely
refuse to swallow seamen."

Plug

HAHA:D Brilliant....

Kojak

Lol

Slippin Jimmy

That had me laughing for ages

KTRIC

MEh :rolleyes:


Whales can't talk

GLaDOS

KTRIC wrote:

MEh :rolleyes:


Whales can't talk

Good joke too

biko

lol1

mjbo

Absolutely brilliant.