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limerick f.c.'s new signing

spidy · 2006-11-20 22:21:55

young iraqi lad signs pro contract for limerick f.c. and scores a hat trick on his debut and gets carried off shoulder high.......he rings home all excited to tell his mum the good news and asks how the family are. ''HOW ARE WE?''says his mum, the house has been bombed,your father has been shot,your sisters been raped and…

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20-11-2006 11:21pm

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spidy

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young iraqi lad signs pro contract for limerick f.c. and scores a hat trick on his debut and gets carried off shoulder high.......he rings home all excited to tell his mum the good news and asks how the family are. ''HOW ARE WE?''says his mum, the house has been bombed,your father has been shot,your sisters been raped and i've being mugged at gun point. why the f**k did you bring us to moyross?!!:eek: :eek:

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#2 21-11-2006 12:35am
old boy

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jeeze, if you cant think of a new one, spare us the old ones.

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#3 21-11-2006 5:57pm
spidy

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may be old but its a classic:;)

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#4 21-11-2006 9:26pm
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never heard it before and laughed my arse off

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#5 22-11-2006 10:34am
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HA! Good one

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#6 01-12-2006 9:23pm
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Old one but still a good one

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#7 01-12-2006 9:25pm
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hehehe Good One

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#8 01-12-2006 10:10pm
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Old one, but still good.

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