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Dad Won't Like It

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  • 23-11-2006 4:49pm
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    drunk_monk
    Registered Users Posts: 719 ✭✭✭


    A young farm boy was driving his tractor along a winding country lane pulling a trailer stacked high with bales of hay.

    As he passed a small cottage, a hole in the road caused every bail of hay to tumble to the ground.

    A farmer who lived in the cottage heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Jimmy, forget about the hay for a while. Come in and have something to eat, then I'll help you reload your trailer."

    "That's nice of you," Jimmy answered, "but I don't think my Dad would like me to."

    "Aw, come on boy," the farmer insisted.

    "Well okay," Jimmy agreed then added, "but my Dad certainly won't like it!"

    After a hearty meal, Jimmy thanked his host and said, "I feel a lot better now, but I know my Dad is going to be hopping mad."

    "Don't be foolish!" the farmer said with a smile. "Accidents happen. By the way, where is your Dad?"

    Jimmy replied, "He's under the bales of hay."


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,504 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    You're bored, aren;t you? oh, and welcome to boards!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    kjt
    Registered Users Posts: 3,057 ✭✭✭kjt


    haha good joke, thanks for the laugh :)


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    Kojak
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    Not that bad. :)


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