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  • 23-11-2006 5:48pm
    #1
    Scrotum
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    A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest.
    After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says,
    "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"


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    Steoob
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    you are aware of what sex is right?


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    Car Mad
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    Steoob wrote:
    you are aware of what sex is right?

    lol i think he thought they wer supposed to be drinking from a water trock but instead ended up eating grass:eek: sounds like two farm animals to me:D
    grass in a forest?isnt a forest supposed to have trees :)


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    Steoob
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    what is happening here?


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    #5
    aidan_walsh
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    Steoob wrote:
    what is happening here?
    You're having the joke explained to you.


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    Kojak
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    Steoob wrote:
    you are aware of what sex is right?

    LOL :D


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    Steoob
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    but... the explaination made less sense than the joke.. look who cares alls i know is that the joke is not funny


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