a few dyslexic jokes...

Shanannigan

apologies to anyone who is dyslexic if these offend you

did ya hear about the dyslexic pimp? he bought a warehouse

did ya hear about the dyslexic druggie? he bought an F

did ya hear about the dyslexic insomniac philosopher? he stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog

a dislexic man walks into a bra

i'm out.
but it may also amuse you to know that i had to look up the spelling for dyslexic

phantom_lord

Shanannigan wrote:

did ya hear about the dyslexic insomniac philosopher? he stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog

You ever hear of a guy called socrates?

challengemaster

Shanannigan wrote:

but it may also amuse you to know that i had to look up the spelling for dyslexic

funniest thing there tbh

biko

Shanannigan wrote:

a dislexic man walks into a bra

i'm out.
but it may also amuse you to know that i had to look up the spelling for dyslexic

So close to get them all right.
Tbh, these days pretty much no-one can't spell properly. I blame mobile phones.

boneless

What does DNA stand for?

National Association of Dyslexics.

Capt'n Midnight

phantom_lord wrote:

You ever hear of a guy called socrates?

BTW it's pronounced "SO-KRATES"


"Dyslexics of the World UNTIE!"

"Old MacDonald had dyslexia, O-E-O-E-I."

Q: What does a dyslexic rabbi say?
A: "Yo."

Q: What does a dyslexic pirate say?
A: "Oh-oh-oy!"

Didja hear about the dyslexic cultist ?
He ended up selling his soul to Santa.

The dyslexic on the Atkins' Diet Plan?
He couldn't lose any weight even though he stopped eating crabs!

Q: What's "999"?
A: The number of the dyslexic Beast!

The dyslexic who went on a shopping trip to Manhattan?
She went looking for Macy's...but ended up at the YMCA.

Did you hear about the dyslexic couple who never had sex?
They didn't quite know how to do "96."

Q: Why did the dyslexic altruistic entomologist become a Scientologist?
A: He bought the book "Dianetics" thinking the title read "Insect Aid."

There was a scandal in Glasgow last week!! Police were called to a dyslexic rave and discovered that everyone was taking F's – there were even a few guys injecting herons.

How many dyslexics does it take to change a light bulb? . . . . . . 103!! . . . . . . . 1 to screw in the bulb and 102 to read the instructions.

Did you here about the dyslexic who entered a spelling competition?
He came SALT.

Diarmsquid

boneless wrote:

What does DNA stand for?

National Association of Dyslexics.

My favourite:)

Just My View

Some good ones there, well done OP and Capt'n.:D

Capt'n Midnight

Just My View wrote:

Ulster Says No, but the man from Del Monte says yes.

And he's an orangeman.

joejoem

Roses are read, violets are blue, I have dyslexicia and sjieje faoie 7ajde