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Octopussy!

Sengoku79 · 2006-11-24 17:22:26

An Octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play any musical instrument you like". Englishman gives it a guitar which it plays better than Jimi Hendrix. Irishman gives it a piano which it plays better than Elton John. Scotsman throws it a set of bagpipes. The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes without a sound…

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24-11-2006 6:22pm

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Sengoku79

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An Octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play any musical instrument you
like".

Englishman gives it a guitar which it plays better than Jimi Hendrix.

Irishman gives it a piano which it plays better than Elton John.

Scotsman throws it a set of bagpipes.

The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes without a sound from the
bagpipes
and Scotsman asks, "what's wrong, can ye no play it"?

The octopus says, "Play It? I'm gonna f*** her brains out once I get
her pyjamas off"

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#2 24-11-2006 6:44pm
Maximilian

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I love it!

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#3 24-11-2006 6:56pm
Scrotum

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Very good.

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#4 24-11-2006 10:39pm
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Nice one

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