Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

Steve & Mike

Options
  • 28-11-2006 5:48pm
    #1
    drunk_monk
    Registered Users Posts: 719 ✭✭✭


    Steve & Mike were drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in
    Heathrow Airport.
    One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar
    with nothing to do.
    Steve said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"
    Mike says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get
    a buzz. You wanna try it?"
    So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and
    get completely smashed.

    The next morning Steve wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.
    In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!
    Then the phone rings...It's Mike. Mike says, "Hey, how do you feel
    this morning?"
    Steve says, "I feel great. How about you?"
    Mike says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
    Steve says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover, nothing.
    "We ought to do this more often."
    "Yeah sure..... well there's just one thing...
    "What's that?" asks Steve
    "Have you farted yet?" asks Mike
    "No..."
    "Well, DON'T,
    "Why ? "
    "Cause I'm in Edinburgh".


Advertisement