How much of a man are you?? - taken from BME

Will

You don’t need anesthetic, you need MANesthetic. Suck it up, complete the list. Be a man. Lets face it, it is a competition. How it works: ten man points for each of the following, and more than 90 points makes you an official man.

large gauge non-lobe piercing
Red Wings
Your lifestyle must result in at least one animal death per day
Interest in at least one of the following: fish hooking, gas masks, blood play, tromboning, tampon removal with teeth.
Genital Piercings
Face, hand or neck tattoos
Strong dislike of emos
Enjoys ginal suffication (insert VA before the second word)
Has had a piercing with a gun
HAS ONLY EVER SHED A SINGLE TEAR (man tear)
Displaying the man core forum button
surgical mods
Surgical mods you did yourself

Bonuses and curses:

Vegitarian, Vegan: -20 Main Points
Play piercing gluttony (30+ per session): Chadam award
So drunk you got lost on the way home: Toast award


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I got 70. not too far off. Id say there will be a few here who are official bme mancore men. Ladies dont be afraid, only a bit of fun.

daiixi

It'd be more fun if you marked which ones you got the points for

Killaqueen!!!

I got 10. Which is good because I'm not a man.

amazingemmet

large gauge non-lobe piercing
>yes 10
Red Wings
>yes +10
Your lifestyle must result in at least one animal death per day
>I eat about a cow worth of beef a day so yes +10
Interest in at least one of the following: fish hooking, gas masks, blood play, tromboning, tampon removal with teeth.
>Yes, can you guess which one? +10
Genital Piercings
Yes +10
Face, hand or neck tattoos
>No
Strong dislike of emos
No,i love the little b@stards, only joking +10
Enjoys ginal suffication (insert VA before the second word)
> Its one of my hobbies +10
Has had a piercing with a gun
>YEs +10
HAS ONLY EVER SHED A SINGLE TEAR (man tear)
Yes when my faithful dog died +10
Displaying the man core forum button
Not an iam member so no
surgical mods
>yes +10
Surgical mods you did yourself
>yes +10

Bonuses and curses:

Vegitarian, Vegan: -20 Main Points
Play piercing gluttony (30+ per session): Chadam award
So drunk you got lost on the way home: Toast award

120 points and the chadam and toast awards go me:D

Will

large gauge non-lobe piercing
- dont know if youd count nippples, they aint that big, possible (+10)
Red Wings
-presume its a tattoo which i dont have
Your lifestyle must result in at least one animal death per day
-my food moo's when i eat it (+10)
Interest in at least one of the following: fish hooking, gas masks, blood play, tromboning, tampon removal with teeth.
- gas masks look cool (+10)
Genital Piercings
- +(10)
Face, hand or neck tattoos
- nope
Strong dislike of emos
- i hates em i do (+10)
Enjoys ginal suffication (insert VA before the second word)
- could be fun (+10)
Has had a piercing with a gun
- (+10)
HAS ONLY EVER SHED A SINGLE TEAR (man tear)
- yes when my dad ate the last of the sunday roast (+10)
Displaying the man core forum button
- not arsed puttin it up on my iam, but i will to make it (+10)
surgical mods
- nope
Surgical mods you did yourself
- nope

Also a person who has received this award many a time - Toast award

so theres the 70 plus two others and an award
its only a joke anyway, but we know amazingemmet is the nastiest and manliest of us all, doubt anyone will top him here :cool:

Will

a new award has also been declared, namely bagpiping. you will win the cammy award for such an act.

Fantasy_Suicide

I don't even get half of them!!

red wings?

Explain.

Fantasy_Suicide

large gauge non-lobe piercing
> Yup. Septum!
Red Wings
> ???!?!?
Your lifestyle must result in at least one animal death per day
>No. I'm a good girl.
Interest in at least one of the following: fish hooking, gas masks, blood play, tromboning, tampon removal with teeth.
> Yup
Genital Piercings
>No...
Face, hand or neck tattoos
>Yup
Strong dislike of emo
> Yup yup
Enjoys ginal suffication (insert VA before the second word)
> um..... no.
Has had a piercing with a gun
> Yup yup
HAS ONLY EVER SHED A SINGLE TEAR (man tear)
> A woman tear? yes.
Displaying the man core forum button
> Clearly not.
surgical mods
>Yeah!!
Surgical mods you did yourself
> Would If I could....

Bonuses and curses:

Vegitarian, Vegan: -20 Main Points (DAMN IT!!)
Play piercing gluttony (30+ per session): Chadam award (Two, I think....)
So drunk you got lost on the way home: Toast award


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110! Yesssssssss! legendary!

Woman core! :cool:

kleefarr

What an absolute load of bollocks!!!

porn_star

what surgical mods do you have?!

kleefarr

porn star wrote:

what surgical mods do you have?!

Me?

porn_star

what? no, fantasy suicide.

Will

kleefar: its just a joke, a p1ss take.
i think shes thinking about her scalpeld ear. would that be classed as a surgical mod?? or just scalpelling, its a doozy

Fantasy_Suicide

No no. I had my arm scalpelled. Um. Does that count?

amazingemmet

Red wings for those who don't know is having sex/ going down on a girl when she's on her period. Ten additional points will be awarded to the person who correctly identifies what white wings are in this context.

On a side note are we counting play piercing points per session or as a seperate award?

Will

im not sure but for the craic per session and a special award in itself

porn_star

amazingemmet wrote:

Ten additional points will be awarded to the person who correctly identifies what white wings are in this context.

/Vomit

Will

cheesy!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wings

porn_star

Fantasy_Suicide wrote:

No no. I had my arm scalpelled. Um. Does that count?

how was your arm scalpelled? I don't get it.

amazingemmet

I'm only giving you 5 points for that as you had to look it up. On aside note i want my pink wings

And if we're going by session i'm on 500+ man points

Fantasy_Suicide

Instead of piercing I had two little cresent cuts made on my arm and the needle/thingy was pushed thro my skin instead of piercing with just the needle. Was just for a bit more fun!

Will

How it works. ten man points for each of the following, more than 110 points makes you an official man.

1: large gauge non-lobe piercing
2: Red Wings
3: Your lifestyle must result in at least one animal death per day
4: Interest in at least one of the following: fish hooking , gas masks, blood play, tromboning, tampon removal with teeth.
5: Genital Piercings
6: Face, hand or neck tattoos
7: Strong dislike of emos
8: Enjoys ginal suffication - va before second word
9: Has had a piercing with a gun
10: HAS ONLY EVER SHED A SINGLE TEAR (man tear)
11: Displaying the man core forum button
12: surgical mods
13: Surgical mods you did yourself
14: Vegitarian, Vegan -20 Man Points.
15: Play piercing gluttony (30+ per session) .chadam award
16: So drunk you got lost on the way home . Toast award
17: The cammy award, for bagpiping
18: Beating your wife / girlfriend +30 points
19: Children cowering in fear at your presence
20: When you walk past girlies, they soil there panties
21: if you were not in your regular job you would be A: a pirate B: a ninja or C: both


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im sure emmet will be happy to see
i got 110, if fantasy beats me this time i will not be a happy boy

amazingemmet

Didn't really gain much there.

So wilby where'd you get your extra points, i reckon bagpiping

Will

remember its +30 for each play piercing session, so im sure you can boost your score a bit.

eh where i got my extra points...
number 3,4,5,7,8,10,11,16,19,20 and 21
i made a kid cry last week by accident and the girls soiling emselves well thats a story for another time

Fantasy_Suicide

Wilburt wrote:

How it works. ten man points for each of the following, more than 110 points makes you an official man.

1: large gauge non-lobe piercing
Septum. Not really big. But it's big enough. (10)
2: Red Wings
Ewwww.
3: Your lifestyle must result in at least one animal death per day
I'm a veg, so no.
4: Interest in at least one of the following: fish hooking , gas masks, blood play, tromboning, tampon removal with teeth.
Blood. Give me more BLOOOOOD! (10)
5: Genital Piercings
Nope. Ewww.
6: Face, hand or neck tattoos
Yup (10)
7: Strong dislike of emos
Ha. *****. (10)
8: Enjoys ginal suffication - va before second word
Eh...... No.
9: Has had a piercing with a gun
Yup. I do em sure. Dunno if we're talkin bout the same gun but. (10)
10: HAS ONLY EVER SHED A SINGLE TEAR (man tear)
Uh huh. (10)
11: Displaying the man core forum button
No.
12: surgical mods
Yes. (10)
13: Surgical mods you did yourself
I wish.
14: Vegitarian, Vegan -20 Man Points.
-20
15: Play piercing gluttony (30+ per session) .chadam award
2 times. (60)
16: So drunk you got lost on the way home . Toast award
Ha. THAT car park!
17: The cammy award, for bagpiping
?
18: Beating your wife / girlfriend +30 points
He. I'm so sorry, Dave! (30)
19: Children cowering in fear at your presence
Oh yes. 'What is THAT?!' (10)
20: When you walk past girlies, they soil there panties
No.
21: if you were not in your regular job you would be A: a pirate B: a ninja or C: both

I don't get this........


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im sure emmet will be happy to see
i got 110, if fantasy beats me this time i will not be a happy boy

HA! 150!!!

I win! OH YES!

Will

im content in the knowledge that when you see me you will soil your pants...or boxers...whichever
i dont think emmet will stand for this, you beating him and all

there will be reprucussions...oh yes

Fantasy_Suicide

We'll see, my dear. Beers. Foggy dew? Yeah? Then we'll see.

Will

well uhm im going back to france on saturday so any beers you guys have i wont be able to attend...me dear

amazingemmet

I thought the play piercing thing was for gluttony in the field of play piercing ie 30+ needles in one session. But if its thirty points per session i'm easily on 600+ points. There's only one way to settle this and thats by having a manly sideburns competion.

Will

harhar
dont make me windmill you boy!

amazingemmet

Wilburt wrote:

harhar
dont make me windmill you boy!

Wilbys karate class http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFV1iFVJUoA