Payback

drunk_monk

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What the heck is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

mp3guy

Ah, very good

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Hahaha so ture!

Rabies

Drunk_monk, as much as a like your jokes and the contribution you make to the forum, I think you need to explore everything else that boards has to offer as well.

Take a look around, there is so much more to boards apart from the Humour forum.

Keep on posting the jokes by all means. Just explore the site too.

drunk_monk

thanks for your concern\advise rabies but I don't have the time to be reading loads of posts and it's not my cup of tea. If I feal the need to post else where I will but until then I'll stick with the humour section after all we all need a laugh

Rabies

No prob. Your jokes are going down a storm with most of the posters here, keep it up.

Kojak

Ha

Mad Dog

Good one

jobonar

its funny cos its true!

Car Mad

i love it

Rb

Thats great

KamiKazi

haha brilliant!

Paddy_Irishman

haha nice one man!