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  • 01-12-2006 12:27pm
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    Ph3n0m
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    Two blokes are pushing their shopping trolleys around a supermarket when
    they collide.

    The first bloke says to the second bloke, "Sorry about that. I'm looking
    for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was
    going".

    The second bloke says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for
    my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate".

    The first bloke says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does
    your wife look like"?

    The second bloke says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, 5 feet 11 inches tall,
    with blonde hair, blue eyes, big jubblies, long legs and is wearing tiny
    little shorts and a crop top. What does your wife look like"?

    The first bloke says, "Doesn't matter, let's look for yours."


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