unusual bladder control

BlitzKrieg

I have this friend (not actually me, I get to me in a second)

who's a hoot because he seems to have minimal control over his bladder or colon. He would be happily going along with his day when suddenly he would sprint to the nearest toilet.

It turns out he doesnt get alot of warning from his body for when he needs to use the toilet for either number 1 or 2. So when he does get his warning he has to run.

Which makes drinking with him alot of fun.


myself the closest I have is that my bladder seems to sense when we are near a toilet (much to my annoyance) because regardless of whatever toilet I was planning to use (for example walking home to use a nice clean one, then the skanky public one up the street) it would throw an ulmighty holler to go there and then many of times forcing me to detour to the closer toilet much to my own anger. Cursed bladder senses.


I felt like talking toilet stuff today.

Thrill

Toilet humor eh?

Crapped in my pants once when i was about 10. Trouble is, i didnt know about it until i sat down.
In class.
The shame...and then the smell.

Sad Professor

thrill wrote:

Toilet humor eh?

Crapped in my pants once when i was about 10. Trouble is, i didnt know about it until i sat down.
In class.
The shame...and then the smell.

Lovely

Gaspode

thrill wrote:

Toilet humor eh?

Crapped in my pants once when i was about 10. Trouble is, i didnt know about it until i sat down.
In class.
The shame...and then the smell.

Hey, me too! sod of a teacher refused to let me go to the leithreas, so nature won out in the end. Got a half day out of it, but man, the shame

DEmeant0r

isn't it illegal for teachers to not let their students go to the toilet when they need?

thrill

thrill wrote:

Toilet humor eh?

Crapped in my pants once when i was about 10. Trouble is, i didnt know about it until i sat down.
In class.
The shame...and then the smell.

deswalsh wrote:

Hey, me too! sod of a teacher refused to let me go to the leithreas, so nature won out in the end. Got a half day out of it, but man, the shame

I bet you both earned fantastic nicknames as a result.

Seth Brundle

Coincidentally I saw this earlier...


NSFW


http://www.compfused.com/directlink/4258/


NSFW

Thrill

kbannon wrote:

Coincidentally I saw this earlier...
http://www.compfused.com/directlink/4258/

As the guy said "holy ****e" :eek::eek:

BlitzKrieg

she's got to have her diet checked...

Bert Fever

kbannon wrote:

Coincidentally I saw this earlier...
http://www.compfused.com/directlink/4258/

Oh god.

DilbertPartII

BlitzKrieg wrote:

I have this friend (not actually me, I get to me in a second)

who's a hoot because he seems to have minimal control over his bladder or colon. He would be happily going along with his day when suddenly he would sprint to the nearest toilet.

It turns out he doesnt get alot of warning from his body for when he needs to use the toilet for either number 1 or 2. So when he does get his warning he has to run.

Which makes drinking with him alot of fun.


myself the closest I have is that my bladder seems to sense when we are near a toilet (much to my annoyance) because regardless of whatever toilet I was planning to use (for example walking home to use a nice clean one, then the skanky public one up the street) it would throw an ulmighty holler to go there and then many of times forcing me to detour to the closer toilet much to my own anger. Cursed bladder senses.


I felt like talking toilet stuff today.

it seems like both of you needs med help.

Wertz

kbannon wrote:

Coincidentally I saw this earlier...


NSFW


http://www.compfused.com/directlink/4258/


NSFW

Hawt.

Bet she gets invited to all the classy parties these days...

Canis Lupus

That's not real. Water colour spreads fast and doesn't spread any further. Still funny tho.