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I'm so sick of Boards!!!

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  • 03-12-2006 8:44pm
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    tba
    Registered Users Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭


    Right I've kept my mouth shut for far too long!!!!

    Why is boards loading so incredibly and utterly fast? I can't very well get a cup of tea with biscuits if the page loads in two seconds now, can I!? I think its a disgrace, I subcribe and pay your wage!!! If you don't sort out theses speed issues I will either stop paying your wages or get you to make my tea for me!!

    And another thing, why are the mods so decent and fair? Why can't I have corrupt volunteers to give out about? Its the Irish way, I demand the admins and all the mods answer me mockingly post haste!

    One final question... Why am I able to search the forums? Its now far to easy to find a thread you were looking for. This is unacceptable, I demand a bureaucrat be put in place to make info harder to find...

    Plus boards needs less cowbell

    K thnx
    Post edited by Shield on


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    #2
    Karoma
    Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Because you touch yourself at night.
    Unrelated: Get a webcam.


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    #3
    tba
    Registered Users Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    My last webcam cracked, set itself on fire and jumped into the inlet of a jet engine. I've stopped touching myself at night, on doctors orders, now I wait till I get to work.


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    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    tba wrote:
    Why can't I have corrupt volunteers to give out about?
    I've actually been deeply corrupt all along, but the victims of my corruption are so deeply traumatised that they never, ever complain.


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    #5
    Basq
    Registered Users Posts: 43,906 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Gave me a laugh tba!

    Noice one! :D


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    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Talliesin wrote:
    I've actually been deeply corrupt all along, but the victims of my corruption are so deeply traumatised that they never, ever complain.

    Can I borrow that corruption for dummehs and how to join the clique books? I can't seem to get the hang of it. :)
    Nice post tba, brought a tear to my eye, makes modship worthwhile.


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    #7
    Asok
    Registered Users Posts: 6,628 ✭✭✭Asok


    OMG¬!!!!! I declare vaginal war on YORE MA!


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    #8
    Sparky
    Registered Users Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    OMG proper feedback.


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    #9
    magick
    Registered Users Posts: 2,478 ✭✭✭magick


    Right I've kept my mouth shut for far too long!!!!

    Why is boards loading so incredibly and utterly fast? I can't very well get a cup of tea with biscuits if the page loads in two seconds now, can I!? I think its a disgrace, I subcribe and pay your wage!!! If you don't sort out theses speed issues I will either stop paying your wages or get you to make my tea for me!!

    And another thing, why are the mods so decent and fair? Why can't I have corrupt volunteers to give out about? Its the Irish way, I demand the admins and all the mods answer me mockingly post haste!

    One final question... Why am I able to search the forums? Its now far to easy to find a thread you were looking for. This is unacceptable, I demand a bureaucrat be put in place to make info harder to find...

    Plus boards needs less cowbell

    K thnx

    lol wipe the ****e off ur nose ;)


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    Gordon
    Registered Users Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Everything needs less cowbell. Cowbells need less cowbell.


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    #11
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,978 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    This thread is to good for Feedback - to the Cuckoos Nest Shirley?

    Mike.


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    Basq
    Registered Users Posts: 43,906 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    However, this post needs more...

    Oyster2.gif


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    hullaballoo
    Administrators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 18,727 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭hullaballoo


    Mike65 wrote:
    This thread is to good for Feedback - to the Cuckoos Nest Shirley?

    Mike.
    Yeah, in about an hour.

    And stop calling me surely.


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    #14
    Sparky
    Registered Users Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    hullaballoo wrote:
    And stop calling me surely.

    hulla.jpg


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    tba
    Registered Users Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    magick wrote:
    lol wipe the ****e off ur nose ;)
    I did a course

    BrownNose.jpg


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    Jules
    Registered Users Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    Talliesin wrote:
    I've actually been deeply corrupt all along, but the victims of my corruption are so deeply traumatised that they never, ever complain.


    but we do have a support group!


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    #17
    Orion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,807 ✭✭✭✭Orion


    I couldn't agree more. And what about if you don't pay - you can still use all this for nothing!!!!!!1111oneeleven. The cheek of them!


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    #18
    flogen
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,247 Mod ✭✭✭✭flogen


    Indeed macros... frankly I'm disgusted that, despite me never paying a single penny to boards.ie, I have been provided with a platform to talk about practically any topic at any time of the day.

    I much prefered it when people put barriers of entry up and bled you dry of every spare euro you had, before shafting you with an unsadisfactory service that was of no benefit to you whatsoever.


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