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Psychiatrist

Skellington · 2006-12-04 23:03:09

A psychiatrist on his first day of work in an insane asylum decided to go around and meet the occupants. He first see's a man cutting an imaginary piece of wood with an imaginary saw and asks the man what he's up to. "Just working away boss, i'm the carpenter for this place". "Ah, I see" replies the psychiatrist, who has…

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05-12-2006 12:03am

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Skellington

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A psychiatrist on his first day of work in an insane asylum decided to go around and meet the occupants. He first see's a man cutting an imaginary piece of wood with an imaginary saw and asks the man what he's up to. "Just working away boss, i'm the carpenter for this place". "Ah, I see" replies the psychiatrist, who has just noticed another hanging from the ceiling by his feet, "and what is the matter with that man, why's he up there?" The carpenter looks up and says "Jayus, that guy's mental. He thinks he's a lightbulb". "Well, would someone not try to get him down?". "What?" say the carpenter "and work in the dark?"

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#2 05-12-2006 12:07am
Mad Dog

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#3 05-12-2006 12:16am
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i like it typical chippie i has to work with the feckers

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#4 05-12-2006 1:17pm
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