The Organist

threebeards

Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never
been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to
all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed
him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat
while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister
noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled
with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When
she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water
and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and He
could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you
would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.


"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking
through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package
on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep
it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know
I haven't had the flu all winter."

Hail 2 Da Chimp

haha pretty good...

Kojak

Not bad