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Irish Superiority!

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  • 05-12-2006 11:00pm
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 363 ✭✭


    After having dug to a depth of 1000 meters last year, Scottish
    >scientists found traces of copper wire
    > dating back 1000 years and came to the conclusion that their
    >ancestors already had a telephone
    > network more than 1000 years ago.

    > Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed,
    >English scientists dug to a depth of
    > 2000 meters and shortly after headlines in the UK newspapers
    >read; English archaeologists have
    > found traces of 2000year old fibre-optic cable and have
    >concluded that their ancestors already had
    > an advanced high-tech digital communications network a thousand
    >years earlier than the Scots.

    > One week later, Irish newspapers reported the following: After
    >digging as deep as 5000 meters in
    > a County Mayo bog, Irish scientists have found absolutely
    >nothing. They, therefore, have concluded
    > that 5000 years ago, Ireland's inhabitants were already using
    >wireless technology!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    lol are you serious? this is the worlds oldest joke


  • Registered Users Posts: 743 ✭✭✭Mad Dog


    I laughed :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Ha :D:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 960 ✭✭✭:|


    Funneh. And a joke about wireless is the worlds oldest joke? ha


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