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3 men and St Peter

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  • 06-12-2006 2:00am
    #1
    Scrotum
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    Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by
    Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honour of this
    holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess
    something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven ."

    The first man fumbled through his pockets and
    pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on . "It represents
    a candle", he said .

    "You may pass through the pearly
    gates" Saint Peter said.

    The second man reached into his pocket
    and pulled out a set of keys. He shook
    them and said, "They're bells."

    Saint Peter said "You may pass through
    the pearly gates".


    The third man started searching desperately
    through his pockets and finally pulled out a
    pair of women's panties.

    St. Peter looked at the man with a raised
    eyebrow and asked,"and just what do those
    symbolize?

    The man replied," "These are Carols."


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