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  • 06-12-2006 10:22am
    #1
    KevIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,579 ✭✭✭✭


    A few old uns, a few gold uns

    Q. What do Geraint Jones and Michael Jackson have in common?
    A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason

    Q. What is the height of optimism?
    A. An English batsman applying sunscreen.

    Q. What does Ashley Giles put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?
    A. A bat.

    Q. What would Glen McGrath be if he was an Englishman?
    A. An all-rounder.

    Q. What advantage do Kevin Pieterson, Andrew Strauss and Geraint Jones have over the rest of their team-mates?
    A. At least they can say they're not really English.

    Q. What is the English version of a hat-trick?
    A. Three runs in three balls.

    Q. What do you call an Englishman with 100 runs against his name?
    A. A bowler.

    Q. What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by English batsmen?
    A. The walk back to the pavilion.

    Q. Who has the easiest job in the English squad?
    A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.

    Q. Why is Andrew Flintoff the unluckiest English player?
    A. Because he was born in England.

    Q. What does "Ashes" stand for?
    A. Another Sad Horrific English Series.

    Q. What's the English version of LBW?
    A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped.

    Q. Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the English team?
    A. The person who ironed the cricket whites.


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  • #2
    county
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    ah kev,shame on you;)


    a few funny ones there


  • #3
    DMC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,726 ✭✭✭✭DMC


    All the old jokes together again.... but enough about the English cricket team :D

    Only the names change :D


  • #4
    DMC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,726 ✭✭✭✭DMC


    Hey Kev, you didnt submit those to Radio Sport New Zealand there? Because Bryan Waddle is just after reading out an e-mail from "Kevin" with the above :)


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