wheres me jumpa - the last week of college

wheres me jumpa · 08-12-2006 4:54pm #1

:: THEME MUSIC FOR THIS POST: Gary Jules, Mad World

Dear Friends,

The day we all thought would never come is almost upon us, the one you know as wheres me jumpa will depart IT Carlow in 7 days. It will be tough for me everyone at the college to go our separate ways, but thats life unfortunately.

After 5.5 glorious years I shall leave the college with the following memories:

Group hugs.
Refferring to an imaginary person called demento in reference to being drunk
The month of non stop pirate talk and sporadic nights thereafter.
The night of the lesbians.
The night of the greenfingers.
The night of the table sleep.
The night of the puke filled taxi.
The night Molloy fell off the stool.
The night of the unpronounceable Monacurragh.
The sounding of the elevator foghorn.
The day Glenn ate all that stuff.
The night I met The_B_Man
The year I dropped out....and turned up for the exams.
The night the girl played the intelligence test.
The night I got Trilla to go to Scraggs.

To commerate this moment I shall be keeping a diary of each of my last 7 days.

8/12/06 - The 7th Day

.......emmmm didnt go to college today.... :rolleyes:

Stay tuned for the 6th Day.

wheres me jumpa · 10-12-2006 1:25pm

:: THEME MUSIC FOR THIS POST: Paul Weller, Town Called Malice

9/12/06 - The 6th Day

.......emmmm...Ok I should have been studying today, but the Manchester Derby was on so I took the morning off. I then proceeded to take the afternoon off. This was put down to an attraction to Football Manager 2006.

Furthermore I decided to have some beers Saturday night. This studying is toughwork!

wheres me jumpa · 10-12-2006 1:27pm

:: THEME MUSIC FOR THIS POST: Razorlight, In The Morning

10/12/06 - The 5th Day

Woke up, slightly hungover. Not too bad but enough for me to take the morning off

. Its now 12.25 and have put in 30 mins of study for the dreaded Accounting exam tomorrow.

I shall be taking the evening off to watch the Arsenal v Chelsea game. Cmon the Gunners! Never thought Id say that but Im actually rooting for the Arsenal today.

I should also point out at this stage that :

*** The session of death will commence next Friday, all welcome, you have 6 days notice!

wheres me jumpa · 11-12-2006 12:51pm

:: THEME MUSIC FOR THIS POST: Johnny Cash, Gods Gonna Cut You Down

11/12/06 - The 4th Day

Damn you accounting, you win this battle! If I ever see you again accounting, it will be too soon. Now be gone from my life!

Nalz · 11-12-2006 2:26pm

flippin LUNATIC wrote:

The night of the lesbians.

wtf??

wheres me jumpa · 11-12-2006 2:44pm

Trilla wrote:

wtf??

Trust me, it sounds a lot better than it is.

wheres me jumpa · 12-12-2006 11:10am

:: THEME MUSIC FOR THIS POST: Xpress 2 feat. David Byrne, Lazy

12/12/06 - The 3rd Day

God I cant be arsed anymore! Roll on Friday night baby! Network Systems Management tomorrow, have it passed already, hence the lack of enthusiasm.

Nalz · 12-12-2006 11:15am

To you I wish the best in life Jumpa, lets all hope you can manage a pass

. I lost my jumper, thought I left it in work.

where is my jumper?

wheres me jumpa · 12-12-2006 11:24am

Trilla wrote:

where is my jumper?

Look deep inside your soul Trilla, and you will find it :rolleyes:

woodyg · 12-12-2006 2:02pm

How the hell did this become a stickied thread????????

Nalz · 12-12-2006 2:06pm

woodyg wrote:

How the hell did this become a stickied thread????????

Obviously you dont know who WheresMeJumpa is, and what he stands for? I would delete that post for your own safety Woodyg. For your own safety

Ivan · 12-12-2006 3:17pm

woodyg wrote:

How the hell did this become a stickied thread????????

I clicked on Thread tools and then on Stick thread and the internet gnomes made it so...

If you want to know why and I presume you do, its because I thought it was worthy of a sticky. wheres me jumpa is one of the better posters of the current Carlow IT forums, imho and I thought this thread could be interesting if dealt with in the right way...

But perhaps more importantly, I did it because the voices in my head told me to...

wheres me jumpa · 12-12-2006 3:47pm

woodyg wrote:

How the hell did this become a stickied thread????????

You sir, are a communist, and communism is dead my friend, dead.

Ivan thank you kindly for the sticky and the remarks. The voices will soon stop, I plan my final subliminal broadcast this weekend in fact, then you will be free, for the time being.

woodyg · 12-12-2006 3:54pm

You Sir are challenged to a fight at dawn, with the use of rubber chickens as weapons!

communism aint dead just ask north korea and cuba! communism works in theory just like microwaved soup!

Nalz · 12-12-2006 3:58pm

woodyg wrote:

microwaved soup!

just cas you can cook...

wheres me jumpa · 12-12-2006 3:59pm

woodyg wrote:

You Sir are challenged to a fight at dawn, with the use of rubber chickens as weapons!

I accept your challenge, but I must warn you, a rubber chicken is my weapon of choice. Dawn, on the Rathgar Road?

woodyg wrote:

communism aint dead just ask north korea and cuba! communism works in theory just like microwaved soup!

While I dont agree with what you are saying, I will defend to the death your right to say it. Go on, tell me what episode it is?

Study Update

This is what Im Studying...

"The Poisson process is a continuous-time process: its discrete-time counterpart is the Bernoulli process. The Poisson process is one of the most well-known Lévy processes. Poisson processes are also examples of continuous-time Markov processes. A Poisson process is a pure-birth process, the simplest example of a birth-death process."

...worst definition ever!

Nalz · 12-12-2006 4:05pm

wheres me jumpa wrote:

I accept your challenge, but I must warn you, a rubber chicken is my weapon of choice. Dawn, on the Rathgar Road?

While I dont agree with what you are saying, I will defend to the death your right to say it. Go on, tell me what episode it is?
Study Update

This is what Im Studying...

"The Poisson process is a continuous-time process: its discrete-time counterpart is the Bernoulli process. The Poisson process is one of the most well-known Lévy processes. Poisson processes are also examples of continuous-time Markov processes. A Poisson process is a pure-birth process, the simplest example of a birth-death process."

...worst definition ever!

wtf

I mean wtf

wha da fook is Jumpa doin on Rathgar rd?

did I miss something?

and wtf is that subject you are studying?

applied ultra hard not worth a ballix bullshít?

wtf?

woodyg · 12-12-2006 4:15pm

The only series that quote is from is the series of my live!

Challenge accepted, Rathgar road at dawn it is Sir!
Now to load up my rubber chicken with steel ball bearings.

wheres me jumpa · 12-12-2006 4:17pm

woodyg wrote:

The only series that quote is from is the series of my live!

Challenge accepted, Rathgar road at dawn it is Sir!
Now to load up my rubber chicken with steel ball bearings.

And now to fornicate with my rubber chicken...looks like a change of location now too! Sure I cant interest you in Firhouse?!

Trilla, the subject is Network Systems Management.

Nalz · 12-12-2006 4:24pm

wheres me jumpa wrote:

And now to fornicate with my rubber chicken...looks like a change of location now too! Sure I cant interest you in Firhouse?!

reported

wheres me jumpa · 12-12-2006 4:26pm

Trilla wrote:

reported

Sorry, I retract the Firhouse statement.

Nalz · 12-12-2006 4:28pm

wheres me jumpa wrote:

Sorry, I retract the Firhouse statement.

best of luck with rest of exams, and your showdown also

woodyg · 12-12-2006 4:36pm

Were shall the location be then?
i do believe fornicatting with a chicken is ilegal in some states, but in the intrest of nobody in particular ill allow it :rolleyes:

The_B_Man · 12-12-2006 5:01pm

HEY!! Kilnamanagh is near Firhouse! i live right beside a big football pitch! ample room for a chicken duel at dawn. tho try make it bout 1pm coz i dont wanan get up early. then we can all go back over to my gaf for punch and pie!

wheres me jumpa · 12-12-2006 5:12pm

The_B_Man wrote:

HEY!! Kilnamanagh is near Firhouse! i live right beside a big football pitch! ample room for a chicken duel at dawn. tho try make it bout 1pm coz i dont wanan get up early. then we can all go back over to my gaf for punch and pie!

Id love to, but woodyg seems to be allergic to that general region. Seems he cant go further south than Bushy Park!

tom_ass19 · 12-12-2006 6:21pm

Ivan wrote:

I clicked on Thread tools and then on Stick thread

lol.....:D

woodyg · 13-12-2006 10:32am

wheres me jumpa wrote:

Id love to, but woodyg seems to be allergic to that general region. Seems he cant go further south than Bushy Park!

Why would you want to go any further South than the Bush

wheres me jumpa · 13-12-2006 1:08pm

:: THEME MUSIC FOR THIS POST : Bob Marley, Sun is Shining

13/12/06 - The 2nd Day

Network Systems Management has been defeated. Through some divine inspiration I managed to do well in this exam. The lesson, fortune favours the brave....and the lazy who only study past papers(its a solid system that gets results!).

Day off tomorrow before the Day of Death.

Nalz · 13-12-2006 1:52pm

what college are you going to next year "where is my jumper" guy?

wheres me jumpa · 13-12-2006 2:21pm

Trilla wrote:

what college are you going to next year "where is my jumper" guy?

The college of life..........:(

woodyg · 13-12-2006 2:30pm

wheres me jumpa wrote:

The college of life..........:(

the worst college of them all! only good thing ya get out of that college is money €€€€€€€€€€€ and even then the man takes 41% :mad:

wheres me jumpa - the last week of college

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