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  • 12-12-2006 7:28am
    #1
    nosmo-king
    Closed Accounts Posts: 272 ✭✭


    Please leave a message after the tone............ very boring.
    Heard any good ones ?


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    petes
    Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Eh?


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    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    the default password on everyone's voicemail is 0000. find one of your friends who hasn't changed his/hers by ringing 08x5xxxxxxx to go straight to voicemail and make your own fun greeting :)


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    SystemError
    Closed Accounts Posts: 175 ✭✭SystemError


    Make your friends greeting as if someones actually answering the phone and then start screaming at them.
    E.G.
    (Voicemail)"Hello?"
    (Caller) "Hi ..."
    (Voicemail)"Who's this ?"
    (Caller) "It's...(name)"
    "WHAT?! WHY THE F*&K ARE YOU CALLING ME YOU F*&^ING A**HOLE ILL KILL YOU!"

    type of thing


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    nosmo-king
    Closed Accounts Posts: 272 ✭✭nosmo-king


    Now we are getting into it...


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    Rabies
    Registered Users Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Uh huh.
    Practical joke forum is that way -->


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    Our man in Havana
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,476 ✭✭✭✭Our man in Havana


    Commander Vimes wrote:
    the default password on everyone's voicemail is 0000. find one of your friends who hasn't changed his/hers by ringing 08x5xxxxxxx to go straight to voicemail and make your own fun greeting :)
    That should be a crime! :(


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    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    Bond-007 wrote:
    That should be a crime! :(
    i think it is :)


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    Goodluck2me
    Registered Users Posts: 5,404 ✭✭✭Goodluck2me


    Rabies wrote:
    Uh huh.
    Practical joke forum is that way -->
    what way? link


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,504 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    nosmo-king wrote:
    Please leave a message after the tone............ very boring.
    Heard any good ones ?

    Hi, this is Steve's fridge. He can't come to the phone right now and his answering machine has fecked off on the piss. So leave a message and I'll pin it to myself with one of these silly magnets he keeps sticking to me....

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    Rabies
    Registered Users Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    goodluck2me wrote:
    what way? link
    If you can't find the Practical Joke forum ask here. The mods will point you in the right direction.


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    Car Mad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 510 ✭✭✭Car Mad


    HI I cant come to the phone right now becuase im down in the basement printing a fresh new batch of €50 notes.If you would like to see my handywork please leave a name and number so i can get back to you.If you are a gard please ignore this message. ;)


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