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25 signs you are grown up

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  • 12-12-2006 12:40pm
    #1
    Nalz
    Registered Users Posts: 16,774 ✭✭✭✭


    >>25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
    >>
    >>1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
    >>
    >>2. Having sex in a single bed is out of the question.
    >>
    >>3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
    >>
    >>4. 7:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
    >>
    >>5. You hear your favourite song in an elevator.
    >>
    >>6. You watch the Weather Channel.
    >>
    >>7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
    >>
    >>8. You go from 130 days of holidays to 20.
    >>
    >>9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
    >>
    >>10. You're the one calling the police because those f**king kids next door
    >>won't turn down the stereo.
    >>
    >>11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling s*x jokes around you.
    >>
    >>13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
    >>
    >>14. You feed your dog Pal Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
    >>
    >>15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
    >>
    >>16. You take naps from noon to 6 pm.
    >>
    >>17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
    >>
    >>18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 am would severely upset, rather
    >>than settle, your stomach.
    >>
    >>19. If you're a girl, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid,
    >>not c0ndoms and pregnancy tests.
    >>
    >>20. A €4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
    >>
    >>21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
    >>
    >>22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to
    >>drink that much again."
    >>
    >>23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
    >>
    >>24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
    >>
    >>25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
    >>doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry
    >> old butt.
    >>
    >>BONUS: When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them
    >>instead of asking "Oh s**t - what happened?
    >>
    >>


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    #2
    logic
    Registered Users Posts: 938 ✭✭✭logic


    now I'm depressed. I'm old.


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    #3
    stifz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 315 ✭✭stifz


    when you keep a stick in the shed... SOLELY for mixing paint


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    #4
    carpenoctem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 157 ✭✭carpenoctem


    Hmmm.... I'm not very grownup at all then..... :o


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