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frigid husband

admiralofthefleet · 2006-12-13 05:29:55

husband always insists on making love in the dark. after 20 years his wife turns on the light and finds him holding a dildo. she goes ballistic and says 'you impotent bastard, how could you lie to me after all these years?' the husband looks her straight in the eye and calmy says 'ill explain the toy, you explain the kids!'

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13-12-2006 6:29am

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admiralofthefleet

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husband always insists on making love in the dark. after 20 years his wife turns on the light and finds him holding a dildo. she goes ballistic and says 'you impotent bastard, how could you lie to me after all these years?'
the husband looks her straight in the eye and calmy says 'ill explain the toy, you explain the kids!'

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#2 13-12-2006 7:31am
Hagar

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Now that's a zing...

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#3 13-12-2006 8:22am
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The joke is mildly amusing but sad. Sad coz it's about the act of procreation.

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#4 13-12-2006 9:43am
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LOL:D good one!

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#5 13-12-2006 3:07pm
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Nice one

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