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Priests

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  • 13-12-2006 12:20pm
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    drunk_monk
    Registered Users Posts: 719 ✭✭✭


    Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, while a sexy, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a bell attached to his willy and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground. Embarrassed, Carlos took a few steps forward and bent to pick it up.
    All the other bells started ringing..............................


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