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Elderly couple

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  • 13-12-2006 4:52pm
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    Scrotum
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    An elderly couple (who lived in an old folks home) had had feelings for one another for quite some time.

    Then one day they had a chance to meet up, as the old folks were going out on a day trip.

    The two complained of some sort of illness and the carers told them to say put.

    When the coach with the elders in had pulled away the couple made sure the coast was clear before slipping into the mans bedroom.

    As soon as they'd taken their clothes off and got into bed the man asked the women did she like anything doing to her?

    "I love to be licked down below!" came the reply.

    So the man ventured downwards.

    After five minutes the man came back up.

    "Anything wrong?" asked the women.

    "Well yes theres a horrible smell and it tastes quite bad down there" said the man.

    "Oh" said the women. "That must be my arthritis"

    "In your Vagina?" enquired the man.

    "No"answered the women.

    "The arthritis in my shoulder! I can't wipe my arse!!!"


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