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Octopus

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  • 15-12-2006 10:35am
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    twanda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 460 ✭✭


    An Octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play ANY musical instrument you like".


    An Englishman gives him a guitar, which he plays better than Hendrix.


    An Irishman gives him a piano, which he plays better than Elton.


    A Scotsman throws him a set of bagpipes. The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says "What's wrong - can ye no play it?"




    The octopus says "Play it? - I'm gonna f**k her brains out once I get her pyjamas off!!!"


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