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Revenge

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  • 15-12-2006 10:47am
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    drunk_monk
    Registered Users Posts: 719 ✭✭✭


    A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire pay cheque.

    When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.

    Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him. "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" To which he replied. "That would be fine with me."

    Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.


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    Mad Dog
    Registered Users Posts: 743 ✭✭✭Mad Dog


    Haha, I like it :D:D


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    kittenkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    Love it!
    Good work Mad Dog!


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    :|
    Registered Users Posts: 960 ✭✭✭:|


    Ah domestic violence is always good for a cheap laugh :|

    ah no its funneh


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