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Close Call..

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  • 15-12-2006 1:55pm
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    drunk_monk
    Registered Users Posts: 719 ✭✭✭


    One day, at a local fast food restaurant , a man suddenly called out, "My son's choking! He swallowed 20 cents! Help! Please, anyone! Help!"

    A man from a nearby table stood up and announced that he was quite experienced at this sort of thing. He stepped over with almost no look of concern at all, wrapped his hands around the boy's testicles, and squeezed.

    Out popped the 20 cents. The man then went back to his table as though nothing had happened.

    "Thank you! Thank you!" the father cried. "Are you a paramedic?"

    "No," replied the man. "I work for the the Irish Revenue."


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    Plug
    Registered Users Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    I like:)


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    Mad Dog
    Registered Users Posts: 743 ✭✭✭Mad Dog


    Very true :D


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    Thomas_S_Hunterson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,151 ✭✭✭Thomas_S_Hunterson


    It's funny cus its true


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    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,903 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    I preferred the version where it's a woman in a suit doing the squeezing and she's from the IRS

    perhaps the person should say
    "I'm a revenue commissioner"


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