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Romance

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  • 18-12-2006 9:48am
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    drunk_monk
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    A romantic husband taps his wife on the shoulder and says "Roll over baby big boys is ready" His wife says “I can’t as I’m going to the gynaecologist tomorrow and he said no sex before my examination”
    “Oh” says the horny husband. turning back over to go to sleep. 3 minutes latter he taps her on the shoulder again and says "your not going to the dentist are you"?


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    carpenoctem
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    Hehehehehe.... :rolleyes:


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    TerrorFirmer
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    :d


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    Hagar
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    A lesbian goes to her gynaecologist for a check up.
    He says "I must compliment you, that is the cleanest pussy I've seen in a long time"
    "Yes", she says, "I have a woman in a couple of times a week"


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    Mad Dog
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    Hehehe :D


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    admiralofthefleet
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    both of those are brilliant, especially the first one:D :D:D


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    jobonar
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    LMAO very good :D


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    dvega
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    Ha Ha! very good


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    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,903 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Back in the old days..
    A woman visits the restroom just before her appointment with a gynecologist. Finding the toilet paper dispenser empty, she uses some Kleenex she happens to have in her purse. Unbeknownst to her, there are some trading stamps wadded up in the tissue and they become stuck to her body. Later, during the exam, the gynecologist finds them and remarks: "Gosh, I didn't know they still gave Green Stamps these days!"

    The glitter spray tale appears to be a descendant of this.


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