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The Irish Priest and The Rabbi

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  • 18-12-2006 12:25pm
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    carpenoctem
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    An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the road.

    The Rabbi says, "Oy vey! What a wreck!"

    The priest asks him, "Are you all right, Rabbi?"

    The Rabbi responds, "Just a little shaken."

    The priest pulls a flask of whiskey from his coat and says, "Here, drink some of this it will calm your nerves."

    The Rabbi takes the flask and drinks it down and says, "Well, what are we going to tell the police?"

    "Well," the priest says, "I don't know what your aft' to be tellin' them. But I'll be tellin' them I wasn't the one drinkin'."


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    #2
    dvega
    Registered Users Posts: 363 ✭✭dvega


    Put a smile on my face:)


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    #3
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    I heard a different version of that joke and it was fantastic. I think it was a guy and a girl. They found they had a lot in common. He (or she) just happened to have a bottle of Champagne, and gave it to the other as a celebration of fate bringing them together. It went along those lines


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    A Primal Nut
    Registered Users Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭A Primal Nut


    Good but seen the punchline coming a mile away.


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    #5
    Mad Dog
    Registered Users Posts: 743 ✭✭✭Mad Dog


    'twas a guddun :D:D


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