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Pizza and Whiskey

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  • 18-12-2006 12:53pm
    #1
    carpenoctem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 157 ✭✭


    This one kind of made me wonder - who makes this stuff up?!


    A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came along. Pizza thought:"Ok.I'll let him pass, there's no hurry. Two minutes later another whiskey comes by and pizza let him pass too, but two minutes later when the next one got there, the pizza stopped him:"What's going on out there?"

    "Why, there's a party going on!! It's great! They're having the most fun!!" the whiskey replied.

    And pizza said: "Great, I'll go check it out!"


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    #2
    petes
    Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    What?


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    #3
    Steoob
    Registered Users Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    haha i love it


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    #4
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    wtf???????


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    #5
    c - 13
    Registered Users Posts: 5,584 ✭✭✭c - 13


    Very good :)


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    #6
    The Freeman
    Registered Users Posts: 1,627 ✭✭✭The Freeman


    please define how that is very good, as regards to very sad!


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    challengemaster
    Registered Users Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    its kinda sad.. but its the type of thing you need to think about..


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    #8
    phantom_lord
    Registered Users Posts: 10,894 ✭✭✭✭phantom_lord


    very good :rolleyes:


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    #9
    Plug
    Registered Users Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    Not that good.


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    #10
    biko
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    Funneh and true


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    #11
    Kojak
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    :confused::confused:


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    #12
    carpenoctem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 157 ✭✭carpenoctem


    Kojak wrote:
    :confused::confused:

    That's how I felt when I read it... didn't share it so much for it being funny but for it beingk kind of... lame. lol


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    #13
    The Bollox
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    good, but not great, could do with a better delivery


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    #14
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Marts wrote:
    could do with a better delivery


    LOL @ probably not intended pizza related joke...




    (btw, I kinda get the 'joke now.... maybe if punchline was 'Cool, I'll go back up and check it out!')


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    #15
    Car Mad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 510 ✭✭✭Car Mad


    not the best of jokes but at least i got it unlike some :)


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    A Primal Nut
    Registered Users Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭A Primal Nut


    whiskeyman wrote:
    wtf???????

    With a username like that you should get it! Good joke.


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    #17
    Scrotum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 139 ✭✭Scrotum


    I got it, BARF. :D very good.


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    #18
    rugbug86
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    HA! bit ming tho.


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    #19
    dvega
    Registered Users Posts: 363 ✭✭dvega


    Bit Funny,not great.
    Its definitely not a joke you could tell at the bar etc


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    #20
    Mad Dog
    Registered Users Posts: 743 ✭✭✭Mad Dog


    Good one :D


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