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  • 19-12-2006 12:42pm
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    drunk_monk
    Registered Users Posts: 719 ✭✭✭


    A man and his wife are on a holiday and decide to buy themselves some pets.
    He buys a snake, and the woman gets a skunk. As they pass through airport
    control, they notice a sign: "No Animals Will Be Allowed Through
    Customs." Upset, the woman turns to her husband and asks what they
    should do.

    After pondering the problem, the man comes up with a plan. "What I'll do is
    tie the snake around my waist and pretend it's a snakeskin belt."

    "Yes," the woman replies, "but what about the skunk?"

    "I don't know," the man says, "hide it up your skirt."

    "But what about the smell?" the woman asks.

    "Look," says the husband, "if it dies, it dies!"


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    #2
    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,439 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Crude... But funny :p


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    #3
    Plug
    Registered Users Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    Good one:D


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    #4
    Mad Dog
    Registered Users Posts: 743 ✭✭✭Mad Dog


    Brilliant :D:D


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