Bin Laden Dead [feat. The Punstars(geddit?)]

The Hill Billy

L5 wrote:

No need to be so boysterous

You're a real ray of sunshine yourself.
Pass the aspirin. This is giving me a haddock.

The Hill Billy

No posts here for 30 minutes. Is this thread a dead duck? I find that hard to swallow.

Fcuk that for a lark.

We need a swift response or someone will be robin me of my fun.

L5

Hill Billy wrote:

No posts here for 30 minutes. Is this thread a dead duck? I find that hard to swallow.

Fcuk that for a lark.

We need a swift response or someone will be robin me of my fun.

Stop your ranting and raven-ing would you. You're making a tit of yourself. I was just testing you by not replying. You're so gull-ible

The Hill Billy

Falcon hell! Wren are you going to stop crowing on?

Maybe I should tern the other cheek?

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Will the two of ye just stop warbling on.

r3nu4l

Owl about we give this a rest, some of you seem to be nesting here and these puns are driving me cuckoo

keynesian

....... My thoughts exactly........

The Hill Billy

Toucan play at that game.

Who ruffled your feathers? You sound bittern.
I'll auks you again - Who ruffled ur feathers ya loon?
I hoopoe you're going to apologise.

Maybe I'll think twice about posting from heron in.

r3nu4l

Look at you swanning about with your fancy puns!

People should just stop poaching in this thread as it's beginning to destroy this eggs-cellent thread, and its really hard watching the madness eggs-calate in here you crazy yolk.

L5

Jay-sus lads, give it a nest would you

Dyr

this thread cant sink any lower gannet? it's doesnt even emu'se me at this stage.

Pighead

To the Cuckoos Nest with this thread.
And there it shall be renamed "Pun Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest"

scojones

Pighead wrote:

To the Cuckoos Nest with this thread.
And there it shall be renamed "Pun Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest"

Haha, brilliant idea.

L5

Bambi wrote:

this thread cant sink any lower gannet?

Thrusht me ...it can

Dyr

This is a non-migratory thread, it couldnt be moved. Anyway the cuckoo's nest is full of loons but it goose without saying that if the thread is moved to sly***e then we could have boobies in it

L5

Bambi wrote:

This is a non-migratory thread, it couldnt be moved.

Agreed, this thread is not budgieing

Dyr

Sure whats the point in moving a load of owl sh**e like this?

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I'd just like to parrot the previous few posts, and say that I'd like this thread to go nowhere.

L5

Bambi wrote:

Sure whats the point in moving a load of owl sh**e like this?

I think it's quite a pheasant thread to post in actually.

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Jay-sis, some of the people posting in this thread are acting like real bustards the way ye are t-hawk-ing about moving this thread.

I wouldn't be so swift about doing this at all.

johnny_ultimate

I think people should stop tweeting this thread like a joke

Splinter

bah id rather be in the canaries than reading this...

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I reckon the AH mods are too chicken to move it anyway.

If it is moved, I'll call fowl in Feedback.

Oh and by the way.

On the first day of xmas my true love sent to me, a partridge in a pear tree.

The Hill Billy

seansouth wrote:

a partridge in a pear tree.

Is it perched in the tree?




W00t! Combines fish & bird puns into one.

L5

For flock sake lads, these puns are getting worse!

Heisenberg.

This post has been deleted.

L5

The Scientist wrote:

I certainly Oak not! Is anyone Sycamore of these topics already?

Its Ches-nuts!

Sequoiet you! Hopefully a mod will remove some of the dead wood from this thread and spruce it up a bit. This thread is a lot more poplar than i thought it would be bough.

The Hill Billy

Leaf it out ya plank!

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I'm pining for a pun.