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  • 21-12-2006 1:15pm
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    Mr. Presentable
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    A little girl asked her mother, "Mam, how old are you?"

    "Mary", the mother replied, "that's not a question ladies like to answer."

    "Well, Mam, what do you weigh?" asked Mary.

    "Ladies don't like to discuss their weight, dear."

    After a short pause, "Mam, why did Daddy get a divorce?"

    "Oh, Mary, come here," mother replied, hugging her child. "Adults have to deal with so many things that sometimes they can't agree with each other. All kinds of little reasons led to our divorce."

    Later, at school, Mary was talking to her friend Katie about what her Mam had said. Katie told her to get her Mams driving licence, and that was like a report card and had all the answers on it.

    At home. "Mam, you're 35"

    Reluctantly Mam agreed, wondering how Mary figured it out.

    "And you weigh 135lbs"

    Mother was now very puzzled.

    "And Daddy divorced you because you got an "F" in sex!"


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