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Santa does the dirty..

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  • 21-12-2006 5:20pm
    #1
    dvega
    Registered Users Posts: 363 ✭✭


    It was Christmas Eve and a man was about to throw
    himself off the roof of a ten-story building. His
    attractive wife had left him for a younger man, he'd
    lost his job and he owed thousands of pounds to the
    bank. Just as he was screwing himself up to jump,
    Father Christmas tapped him on the shoulder.

    "Are you OK?" asked Santa solicitously.

    The man explained why he was so miserable and prepared
    to jump.

    "Stop!" shouted Santa. "It's Christmas - I'll grant
    you three wishes to solve your problems on the
    understanding that you will grant me a small favour in
    return!"

    "Would you?" the man replied hopefully. "That would be wonderful! Thank
    you, thank you!"

    Santa promised him:

    "You shall go home in one hour and your wife will be
    dressed in her sexiest underwear, begging for
    forgiveness and longing for your return, and she will
    have forgotten all about her new lover."

    "You'll go into work tomorrow, sit at your desk and
    still have your job. Your salary will have increased
    by 50% and nobody will have any recollection of your
    sacking."

    "Then you'll go to your bank and discover you're ten
    thousand pounds in credit with no outstanding bills."

    "Oh thank you, thank you!" said the man. "What do you
    want me to do in return?"

    "Drop your pants and bend over!"

    The man reluctantly complied. After quite a brutal
    rogering, which made the man's eyes water, Santa
    zipped up his pants and asked the man how old he was.

    "Thirty-six." replied the man.

    "Ho, ho, ho! You're a bit too old to believe in Father Christmas aren't
    you?" chuckled the fat, gay b@stard
    in fancy dress.


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