What does your Dad do for a living?

dohouch

BILLY'S GAY DANCER DAD

Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc, but Billy was being
uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.

"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too embarrassed to say."

Mad Dog

Heard several variations on this one but still funny and very topical

Why are they nearly always English sports :eek:

*/ scratches head

Mad Dog

Mad Dog wrote:

Why are they nearly always English sports :eek:

*/ scratches head

'coz we invented 'em and are 'sposed to be good at 'em.

PS on the terraces it's pronounced "ingerlurn" :rolleyes:

mcguiver

My dad was a nun!

A nun?

Yeah, any time he was up in court and the judge asked him his occupation he's say None.

dvega

Mad Dog wrote:

Heard several variations on this one but still funny and very topical

Why are they nearly always English sports :eek:

*/ scratches head

Me 2, still nice to hear tho!:D

redzerdrog

yeh still good i usually hear it about Everton

kittenkiller

mcguiver wrote:

My dad was a nun!

A nun?

Yeah, any time he was up in court and the judge asked him his occupation he's say None.

Nice1