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  • 25-12-2006 8:40pm
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    Capt'n Midnight
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    I am a crack dealer in Tampa, Florida who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Alabama and one of my sisters, who lives in the trailer with my folks, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in the park.

    I have two brothers; one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Fort Werth Prison for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

    I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Vegas. She is a part time "working girl".

    All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.

    Should I tell her about my cousin who is a Man United supporter?


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