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Joke

Plug · 2006-12-26 15:34:12

Two women were drunk one night and were on there way home when they had to go toliot. "theres a cemetry over, lets go there" one girl says, so they go anyway and do there business. Then they look for something to wipe there arse's, the first girl uses her knickers and the second girl gets a ribbon from a graveside flower.…

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26-12-2006 4:34pm

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Plug

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Two women were drunk one night and were on there way home when they had to go toliot. "theres a cemetry over, lets go there" one girl says, so they go anyway and do there business. Then they look for something to wipe there arse's, the first girl uses her knickers and the second girl gets a ribbon from a graveside flower. So anyway the 2 husbands of the 2 weman were talking to each other the next day, when one lad said "my wife came home last night wearing no knickers", "you think thats odd?, my wife came home with a ribbin stuck up her arse saying "from all the boys in the fairestation we'll miss you".

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#2 26-12-2006 4:40pm
frobisher

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I likes it!!

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#3 27-12-2006 10:06pm
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hahahahaha

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#4 27-12-2006 11:32pm
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Old but still funny

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