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  • 31-12-2006 1:56am
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    the_syco
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    http://uncyclopedia.org
    Man, just came across this. Its great. Even has a bit about Ireland! It tells of how we got into space...:rolleyes:
    It is widely believed that the Irish people were the first humans to travel into space in the year 3052BC; this was during a period of massive time travelling by the Irish, remnants of the original launch pads are marked by tall solitary round towers with pointy tops which were constructed by monks from Coddington's Nebula. A highly evolved society inhabited the gargantuan island and lived peacefully for the rest of eternity. It's speculated that disease and poverty were non-existent and the Internet was the main form of communication; you could connect to the webnet wherever you saw the traditional Irish tri-spiral on free standing orthostats which were located hither and yon - Tim Berners-Lee's ancestors were all Irish monks, even the women, and the '@' symbol looks suspiciously like it was a poor attempt to draw a tri-spiral by someone who had just invented Whiskey two bottles ago. The invention of whiskey changed everything and now the whole industry is now run by Leprechauns, under the rainbow. Ireland's domination of the universe was hard to maintain when there were more important things to do and for a long time it looked like the whole place would fall apart.
    Sometime after that, Irish laborers were used to construct the Great Wall of China, Australia and dark matter. To this day, loud, red-haired folks who swear in Irish may be spotted from time to time in northern China, The Outback and between the gaps in quantum physics.


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